Well, as some of you may know by my -About- page, I DO go to school. So there are always those times one must remember in their darkest hours that it is possible to have a S.P.A(Sudden Pee Attack) or a S.D.(Serious [Deathly] Dump). Now the former one isn’t AS bad as the latter one, but still o so deadly. Think about it, ever been in those times where you had no choice but to rip that sucker. But you just cant, norms and political limitations are always holding you back! BUT, the tables in this era have turned. I have done the impossible, I took a dump - in SCHOOL!

So now you must be like, big deal I take those all the time. Well, in layman terms, taking dumps in school is like suiciding without playing on your Psp CFW 3.71m33 one last time! Literally! So back to the story, I was there, waiting patiently, just trying to breathe that last inch of air when it happened. I felt as if my head was getting light than a feather, yet denser than my BMI. So I just waited, I had a candy box with me which I had to sell and prevent it at all costs from getting it stolen even though it had 3 candies left. And finally, I couldn’t take it, I made up my mind that I was going to extract all solid waste lying deep within me if I was to live, healthily.

I gave the box to a nearby ally and confronted them that I had to clean up some unfinished business, and in the meantime, I told him to guard the box with his life. After that, I ran… Initially, I unloaded the toilet paper on the toilet seat..then slowly swooped out a small fudge dragon….and then it happened, I realized the door was open! Not all the way but you can see like a couple centimeters and it wasn’t locked. Fortunately, no one was there and I quickly grabbed the door and shut it. Afterwards, I just let out a couple more fudge monkeys. Then started wiping my butt with great force. I was beginning to wrap it up until it happened!

Round 2!

Thats right, I went for a round 2! BLUEHASIDOLHBNASDBF! This one was bigger than a fudge dragon AND a fudge monkey combined! O boy, that one really filtered my body. So then I just did my thing, washed my hands, and walked out. Good times…Goooood times…..

Well today, like most days, I was late to my first period class once again. Its sort of becoming a habit right now because I have done it so many times, it feels weird when I am NOT late. Anyhow, my teacher finally decided to take actions, and that was through a detention - 1/2 hour one. So basically, I walk in the class all happy and calm. The teacher comes from her desk about 5 minutes after the bell rings and hands over a detention paper. She gives it to this other kid too because he was late.

So after class, I am all calm and finally go up to my teacher. I ask her, so how does this work? Where do I serve this detention? And how? So then she tells me that she’ll fill me in on the dueh-tails tomorrow or so, or I can serve it in her class. So gladly, I respond, Okay then:) Ill come tomorrow, Thank you!

Now whats wrong in this picture?

1)I said “Thank you” for a detention!

2)I am going to serve it in her class!

3)Gonna do my homework-math, so its all good:)

So as most of you may know, I am a sophomore in high school and I am striving for optimal success. As part of my plan, I engage in various clubs and as some of you may see, clubs are very important for colleges. Especially if you want to go to a university with high reputations, extracurricular activities are clearly a MUST. So clubs are great for that matter, and their also fun because its a time you get to chill with your colleagues, alliances, friends, whatever. But most importantly, its too gain external popularity among parties you know not of YET.

So basically, today, I had my first induction ceremony that I actually attended. I mean technically, I have had a many in the past such as the one in 7th grade for national honor society, and probably last year for F.B.L.A., unfortunately, I did not go. However, today, I went and happily enjoyed my visit. So what happened? Pertaining to humorous matters?

1)Tripped- They were assigning seats in the auditorium in where to sit so when they call out your name in order, its more organized. Well, when I got to my seat, I tripped so badly, that I hit the boy next to me on the head quite hard. We became allies eventually, I believe.

2)Name on Stage- So I go on the stage and everything, and while coming down the mini-stairs, the human wanted to give me a paper with my identity on it, so she asked for my name, so then, I wait for about 5 seconds. Then I look at my certificate and try to pronounce my name as if I lost my abilities to be a lawful human, and then the girl laughs at my insolence, and then I say it, so that was fun.

3)Flower- This is the funniest act so far; okay, so the people on the stage give me a big flower right, a fake one that is. So I am all happy about how that flower and I will have a great time just as Spongebob and Patrick did with the balloon that they stole on free balloon day. So anyway, I get the flower and sit down back to my corresponding seat. I wait and trade it with this other girl’s flower because I really didn’t care, but it was for a political/economic reason. Think about it, humans need to be credited and cherished if one wants passionate affection from thee. By trading her that flower because hers sucked and mines was better, and I really didn’t care, I realized that I would gain some degree of trust from her because she was happy via my actions. Thus, she was obliged to my future needs and desires hehe, so AFTER I get the 3 ft. long flower, I put it above me. I raise it way up high in the air and start waving it. I move it in various directions and act as if it was dancing. It looked so funny from the back because you some random kid playing with a flower, how pathetic, but at the same time…interesting.

The best part of the whole scenario was when the lady gave a long speech. No one knew what she was talking about yet I felt closer to life and humanity. As always, or most of the time, all this paid off after at the beverage section. We got cake and junk food and stuff so I was happy, good times..gooooooooooood times.

As you can see, Security has been a very major issue in our modern world. We feel as if we cannot handle people invading our privacy, primarily the government. So what do we do? We spend billions and billions of dollars trying to protect our information. But the main question that lies between each and every one of our advancements: Does it really help? Will it really stop?

Most probably, it will keep the people off for a while, but it will not stop it completely. Security is something we all try to get, but it is intangibly impossible. We all try and try to spend more money on better firewalls, and anti-viruses, but how far can we go with it?

Let’s observe a business scenario: Suppose you own a multinational corporation. You have all these servers and what not filled with classified information you do not want anyone’s hands to get on. What do you do? You invest tons and tons of money on your conquest to protect all that. Okay fine, so then what happens, one day some person gets around your tiny security, and you wonder..how? HOW?!

Well the answer is quite simple. Security is only as strongest as your weakest empowerment. In this case, employees. A company can only be so strong by technological security, but employees are the real threat. Think about it, you can set up billions of dollars worth of technology, but a simple employee, who is a human, only has to simply give out the password to the main database and you as the CEO have lost. So the moral of this scenario is, don’t give up security entirely, but do not rely on it completely, implement it but don’t invest all your assets because their is always the human flaw.

So its, October 31st, as many of you may recognize this day as Halloween: A day for humans to go around neighboring residents and expressing their yearning of absolute sweetness. With that said, its ever question why its called trick or treat? Gaze upon the truth and soon shall you know what it really means. Your asking for a trick OR treat, so the counter party does not necessarily have to reward you with candy, but as a orthodox practice, it is considered to be.

Moreover, why treat or treat in the first place? Is it not better to just go to the store the next day and buy 20 pounds of candy, its cheaper than dirt at that hour, literally, halloween branded candy is like a must-sell thing for department stores, its either buy it for cheap or give it away- type of thing. But then again, its fun trick or treating with your friends and buddies, its the experience and the laughters you share among each other whilst the practice. So have fun and be safe!(Seriously, you can’t be safe and have fun at the same time, those two do not go along with each other, you have to break the rules to have tons of fun right?)

I was going through my pictures and I suddenly found this one, a picture a friend of mine drew for me, and evidently, its quite neat. The best part is, Patrick has a mohawk. So check it out!

Neat eh?

Greetings on your adventure to this blog, I am sure your going to have a good time here…As humans may have had..in the past. Enjoy!